Book by Larry L. King & Peter Masterson
Music & Lyrics by Carol Hall
Directed by Marianne McLaughlin
It's the late 1970's in fictional Gilbert, TX. The Chicken Ranch (brothel) ...Miss Mona (proprietress)...the sheriff...everyone just slides under the radar. Until Melvin P. Thorpe (TV reporter) crusades to close the doors on the historical landmark forever! Musical numbers "Hard Candy Christmas" and "Texas Has A Whorehouse In It," led the way to three Tony Awards.
| Phedre Burney-Quimby | Mona |
| Mark Pleasant | Melvin |
| Scott Miller | Sheriff |
| Michel Nelson | Senator |
| Lance Babbitt | Governor |
| Liberty Brewster | Doatsey Mae |
| Ted Redman | CJ Scruggs |
| Ed Bryan | Rufus |
| J.P. O'Shaugnesey | Edsil |
| Emily Calasopa | Jewel |
| Michelle Philbin | Angel |
| Aubrey Shimek | Shy |
| Lexie Hoffpauir | Taddy Joe |
| Lindsay Johns | Durla |
| Angela Pierson | Ginger |
| Tabitha Revis | Linda Lou |
| Lacey Bohnet | Ruby Rae |
| Beth Carey | Dawn |
| Tami L. Rotchford | Wulla Jean |
| Mario Zavala | Aggie |
| Dan McKeever | Aggie |
| David J. Olson | Aggie |
| Kevin Shields | Aggie |
| James Pendleton | Aggie |
| Janelle Frisque | Dogette |
| Anika Bryceson | Dogette |
| Chelsea White | Dogette |
| Amy Schoedel | Dogette |
| Mathias Oliver | Choir |
| Mark Hartley | Choir |
| Katherine Kennedy | Choir |
| Julie I. Beeman | Choir |
| Penny Lucas | Choir |
| Marianne McLaughlin | Director |
| Benjamin Bentler | Music Director |
| Ali Wade | Choreographer |
| Wendy Klaue | Producer |
| Scott Doughty | Stage Manager |
| Bryan Durbin | Lights |
| Chris Wooley | Sound |
| Larry Wooley | Sound |
| Cassie Coleman-Heppler | Properties |
| Jeanette Brenner | Hair Design & Wigmaster |